TY - BOOK AU - Lester,Richard,1932- AU - McNally,Terrence AU - Weston,Jack,1924-1996 AU - Moreno,Rita AU - Stiller,Jerry AU - Ballard,Kaye AU - Abraham,F.Murray AU - Williams,Treat TI - The Ritz SN - 1419864416 AV - DVD PY - 2008/// CY - Burbank, CA PB - Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc N1 - Based on the play by Terence McNally; Originally produced as a motion picture in 1976 N2 - ""With The Ritz, Terrence McNally's hit Broadway play of the same name is cinematized by director Richard Lester. Jack Weston plays Gaetano Proclo, a minor mob flunky who's been targeted for elimination by his brother-in-law, Carmine Vespucci (Jerry Stiller). Gaetano takes refuge in what he thinks is a Turkish bath. Actually, it's The Pits. That's the name, ""The Pits"" - a gay bathhouse (this is the pre-AIDS era), where the exquisitely awful Googie Gomez (Rita Moreno) entertains the homosexual patrons with her ear-splitting renditions of such show tunes as ""Everything's Coming Up Roses."" Hoping to save his neck by pretending to be gay, Gaetano effusively praises Googie. Assuming that he is a big-time Broadway producer, she plays up to him. Everything would be hunky-dory, except that the bathhouse is owned by the very mob that has put a contract on Gaetano. What follows is an old-fashioned door-slamming farce, except that there are no doors to slam ER -