Out of the closet and nothing to wear / by Lesléa Newman.

Acknowledgments -- My Mother's Move -- Slaves to Love -- Do or Dye -- Double Trouble -- Meeting Moses -- A Femme Shops 'til Her Butch Drops -- The Belle of the Call -- The Show Must Go On -- Visit From Another Planet -- PMS: Please Menstruate Soon! -- Off My Rocker -- Me and My Gal -- There's No Place Like Home -- A Little Batty -- Visit to Another Planet -- The Butch That I Marry -- My Queer Foot -- So Many Clocks, So Little Time -- Nail Call! -- Our Pocketbooks, Ourselves -- Hair Apparent -- Butch in Training -- Have Femme, Will Travel -- The Pen Is Mightier Than the Charge Card -- Nun of the Above -- Queen of the Road -- Silence = Sleep -- The Way We Purr -- The Taming of the Screw -- First FamilyValues.