Does this baby make me look straight? : confessions of a gay dad / Dan Bucatinsky.

"A Touchstone book"

Wake up and smell the fingers -- This can't be love -- What happened in Vegas -- Managing expectations -- Who knew? -- Aunt cuckoo -- To cut or not to cut -- Bam bam -- One fish, two fish, red fish -- Three-way -- I'm not as competitive as you are -- More than I can chew -- Room 207 -- Sexy look -- Faster pussycat, swim, swim -- A giant valentine for a tiny heart -- Keeping them off the pipe and the pole -- Out in the park -- Fatty bo batty -- The box -- Let's all do the twist -- Keeping up with the Bergmans -- Roxanne -- Pee-stained underoos -- Tangled -- Angry bird -- The a word -- Why are we still talking about this? -- Acknowledgments -- About the author.