Ugly man : stories / Dennis Cooper.

Jerk -- Ugly man -- The boy on the far left -- Graduate seminar -- Santa Claus vs. Johnny Crawford -- The hostage drama -- The brainiacs -- Knife/tape/rope -- The Guro artists -- The anal-retentive line editor -- Oliver Twink -- Brian aka "Bear" -- Three boys who thought experimental fiction was for pussies -- The worst (1960-1971) -- One night in 1979 I did too much coke and couldn't sleep and had what I thought was a million-dollar idea to write the definitive tell-all book about glam rock based on my own personal experience but this is as far as I got -- The Noll dynasty -- The fifteen worst Russian gay porn Web sites -- The ash gray proclamation.