Family outing : what happened when I found out my mother was gay : a memoir / Troy Johnson.

Tattle Dyke and Freckle Spawn -- To deal or not to deal -- The secret of the locked door -- Mommy's little lesbian -- Mommy's little metrosexual -- Mother Theresa has an active vagina -- God hates fags -- You're such a fag -- Coital overcompensation -- Natural born delinquent -- Puberty kills -- Charter : not a story about boats and exotic seafaring -- Home o'phobia -- Freaks everywhere -- The man of my dreams -- Not in my house, lady -- You might be one, too, kid -- My great, dwindling humanity -- Growth through expletives -- More homo-aversion therapy with my homeboy Jesus -- Suspecting your genes of treason -- You can't think yourself into comfort -- Frat boys hate fags, too -- My sister's wedding -- The afterlife -- It never ends.